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I’m over here being clever and there’s no one standing around looking impressed! What’s the point of having you all?
Is it egotistical that I relate so much to the Doctor? Probably.
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Anonymous asked: what do you do to relieve anger?
“Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited...”
– This Side of Paradise by F. Scott Fitzgerald. (via kayleyhyde)
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UP, directed by Pete Doctor, Bob Peterson (2009)
We the People districts is tomorrow
accioelderwand:
I just tried on my suit after like 8 months of not wearing it, and apparently I was fat last year cuz it doesn’t fit anymore. I don’t know whether to be happy that I’m skinny or depressed that my expensive suit makes me look like a child playing dress up…
DUDE BUT I SO UNDERSTAND
like I’ve lost a ton of weight and I’m happy and all but NONE of my clothes fit and...
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The Smiths are Gods.
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BURLESQUE, directed by Steven Antin (2010)
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from now on if anyone calls me a dyke
I will calmly explain to them that besides the whole not being sexually attracted to women thaaaang, I still can’t bring myself to like Tegan and Sarah. So obviously… I can never be a lesbian. Sorry guys.
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Anonymous asked: ur beautiful
Historical puns are high class humor okay
interwar:
Why is England so damp? The queen has reigned there for years.
What did Mason say to Dixon? We’ve got to draw the line here.
Who built the ark? I have Noah idea.
Why did the ghost of Anne Boleyn always run after Henry? She was trying to get ahead.
How did the Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code.
How did the Roman cut his hair? He used some Caesers.
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