AAAAAAAND SNL MADE ME CRY
My Thoughts on Vampire Weekend
augwins: [AGGRESSIVELY FIST PUMPS TO COTTON EYE JOE]
plaidimpala: Will Graham is shopping for the perfect sweater at good will then he stumbles upon it, the perfect sweater it has a dog pattern “Yes” he whispers “This is my design”
[[MORE]] alright so I’m having these really horrible reoccurring nightmares not in the sense that omg spiders are coming out of my eyes but like omg public rejection and humiliation and it’s kinda the worst?? because they are very realistic?? and i’m sick of being heartbroken subconsciously while my conscious mind is all strong and independent?? like, hey brain get your shit...
[[MORE]] Movies I Had no Interest in Seeing but Saw in Theaters Anyway Because I Wanted to Hang Out with People: the working title of my high school memoirs
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
Happy Mother’s Day - SNL Spoof Commercial
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
dinobearthemighty: whorville: You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down good because then I’d get a yeast infection.
lacigreen: westbor0baptistchurch: Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve? You’re a douche bag. douche bag is the best insult because it actually is terrible for your vag
sirseahorse: stabsinthe: if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name #it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him
fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never knew you wanted to join the military” “why are you getting married” “that’s an awful tattoo” “what am i doing for the rest of my life” “how will i afford deodorant in college” “why can’t i graduate already” “why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
[[MORE]] facebook’s “See Friendship” option is never an emotionally healthy decision excuse me while i drown in a puddle of my own nostalgia-fueled tears